There's a slight risk of damage in a lot of places, but there's a pretty severe risk of damage all up and down the West Coast, here, and we can still get earthquake insurance. Our last newsmaking earthquake was much bigger than your puny Texan one, too.
Originally Posted by Larry Jacks
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"