Alternate, original, darker, whatever.
Phil gave his usual entertaining opinion on this back in the day and it was easy enough to overlook the typical plethora of indignant snobbery left behind in the feedback section (because nothing is funnier than people who passionately discuss moving pictures) but then my friends started debating which ending was better and my forehead was getting sore from slapping it so I figured I'd make my first post on the subject so the mislead among you can stop critiquing zombie movies and go back to taking things at face value.
Zombpire: "Oh we don't want to kill you all of a sudden Neville, we just want the girl"
Neville: "I will believe you even though it this behavior is totally out of context with your behavior early in the film"
Zombpire: "I am a misunderstood monster showing affection to another of my kind. There is absolutely nothing confusing or cliched about this act"
Neville: "Yeah no I totally understand. And that whole wiping out the remainder of the human race thing, don't worry about it."
Zombpire: "Well, you know, even monsters need sex"
Neville: "Sure it's not like she was my first big break for a cure in a decade, give her a good pinning for uncle sam"
Etc.
Also, this nonsense about how a cure is useless because everyone is already infected. Hey, know what the definition of Cure is, people? Look it up. They could even turn it into a gas or aerosol or something. So that's my review. 3/5 stars, 1/5 for the public reaction. Just a movie folks


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