bought online. Cabbages
bought online. Cabbages
are here to
become our masters
beyond this event....
we can speculate
the cauliflowers' reaction
if we wish
upon a star
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
but it makes
believing really hard
whoever you are
standing next to
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
the polar bear
seal-clubbing factory
aka The Hacienda
where Mancunians dance
very badly. Occasionally
mathematical or chemical
professors sing kareoke
while Ian Curtis
look-a-like's queue up
to sing "Love
Shack". They also
sing "Love Will
Keep Us Together"
but in reverse.
Mr Curtis, however
refuses to sing
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
after Wednesday because
Deborah keeps moaning