enough to avoid
enough to avoid
the smelly odours
of decaying old
randomly strewn socks
and other puppets
made of meat
and two veg.
Cassius the Carrot
, a fortnight dead,
a secret ingredient
to those who
find tofu bland
(let's face it,
tofu is really
really, really horrible)
here's some advice:
don't eat tofu
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
from NASA because
they add diapers
to the mix
(an improvement, actually)
, plus other assorted
nutrients and fibers
frozen o-ring rubber
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
as a laxative
or starter fluid
for my lawnmower
or ultralight aircraft
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
, made from upsidasium,
from Frostbite Falls,
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary