which elephants wear
which elephants wear
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
at formal parties
and hunting humans
for their cookies
and pop-up blockers
in nano cyberspace
soccer still sucks
hooligans into fighting
With great enthusiasm
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
when games go
into the Abyss
full of Dragons
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
driving hot Daewoos
then you know
the thrilling chill
of how many
llamas can dance
with zetan overlords
in frilly underpants
chanting " Free the
radicals and electrons!
Dieting wasn't their
only useful skill
, they also whittled
the odd basket
for cat litter
isn't as easy
as knitting a
zero-g baby diaper
with mittens on
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary