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Thread: Knock knock!

  1. 2003-Aug-11, 11:21 PM #1
    BigJim
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    Knock knock!

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Me!
    Me who?
    That's right!
    What's right?
    Meehoo!
    That's what I want to know!
    What's what you want to know?
    Me who?
    Yes, exactly!
    Exactly what?
    Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
    Exactly what on a chain?
    Yes!
    Yes what?
    No, Exactlywatt!
    That's what I want to know!
    I told you - Exactlywatt!
    Exactly what?
    Yes!
    Yes what?
    Yes, it's with me!
    What's with you?
    Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
    Me who?
    Yes!
    Go away!

    Knock knock.....

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  2. 2003-Aug-11, 11:44 PM #2
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    I like Agent Carl Hanratty's take on that joke from Catch Me If You Can.

    Which I can't reproduce here for... ahem... obvious reasons.

    I think I was the only person in the theater to laugh out loud like a nut at that joke. 8-[
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  3. 2003-Aug-12, 02:45 AM #3
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    ......

    So tell me again:

    who's on first?
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  4. 2003-Aug-12, 03:29 AM #4
    Pi Man
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    Exactly!
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  5. 2003-Aug-12, 05:29 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pi Man
    Exactly!
    Exactly's on first?
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  6. 2003-Aug-12, 05:34 AM #6
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    Watt? #-o
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  7. 2003-Aug-12, 05:35 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by pmcolt
    Watt? #-o
    I don't know.....
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  8. 2003-Aug-12, 09:32 AM #8
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    The men in white coats will be here for you soon. :wink:
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  9. 2003-Aug-12, 04:46 PM #9
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    No! Who's on first!

    Exactly's in the stands!
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  10. 2003-Aug-12, 05:42 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pi Man
    No! Who's on first!

    Exactly's in the stands!
    That's what I'm askin' ya, what is the guy's name on first?
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  11. 2003-Aug-12, 07:29 PM #11
    BigJim
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    No, what is on second.

    I'm not asking you who's on second.

    Who's on first.

    Third base!
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  12. 2003-Aug-12, 07:31 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJim
    No, what is on second.

    I'm not asking you who's on second.

    Who's on first.
    I don't know.
    Third base!
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  13. 2003-Aug-13, 01:25 AM #13
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    Argh..

    I don't give a darn.
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  14. 2003-Aug-13, 02:19 AM #14
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    Is there a player called "Which?"
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  15. 2003-Aug-13, 05:20 AM #15
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    Who's on first?
    What's on second?
    I don't know's on third?
    Why's left field?
    Because centre field.
    I will tell you the pitchers name: Tomorrow.
    I'll tell you the catcher's: Today
    The short stop's name? I don't give a darn.

    Don't know who the rightfielder is.
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  16. 2003-Aug-13, 01:46 PM #16
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    The entire routine.

    The right fielder is never mentioned (and there's no Which, so maybe he's the right fielder).
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  17. 2003-Aug-13, 01:51 PM #17
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    =D>
    One day I have to find the MPEG clip of that, I have it on video tape somewhere at home, still brings me to tears watching that every so often.
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    Are you guys aware that the two guys who'll be running this country next year, Australia that is, are quite possibly going to be `Costello & Abbot?` the opposition is going to have a field day!
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  19. 2005-Oct-21, 03:59 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doodler
    =D>
    One day I have to find the MPEG clip of that, I have it on video tape somewhere at home, still brings me to tears watching that every so often.
    Perhaps here might be what you are looking for? It's a WAV file. I've heard a couple of different versions of this. Just close the window that initially gets in the way.
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