It was not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had it been, this event would have been followed by vital information from local, state, and national authorities.
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It was not a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had it been, this event would have been followed by vital information from local, state, and national authorities.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by jellyfish.
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nor by a white-tailed deer stampede
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It was not caused when someone dropped an expensive vase.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by the four wheels of fury of a Toyota Tacoma...
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nor by Asteroid 2007 TU24
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ACHOO!
...Nope, that wasn't it.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Not caused by my horse, Bones, going wild again.
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It was not caused by Joseph Stalin trimming his moustache.
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Not caused when Bones threw me for the umpteenth time. ( but boy he was a great jumper.)
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Also not caused by me being Online.
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. - Niels Bohr
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit
Hint: this is at heart a scientific forum, and underneath the fooling around there are some diamond-hard minds hanging about, ready to tear you to shreads. -- Mike Alexander
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Not caused by my having to change my Avatar because you, sir, hijacked my old one!!!Originally Posted by BetaDust
(I was getting tired of the damn thing anyway)
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Not caused by excessively high pollen counts.
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by my alarm clock!
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nor by anyone's short fuse going off.
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It wasn't caused by the excessive oregano in the spaghetti sauce!
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by the street lights going on.
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It was not caused by a pizza maker tossing pizza dough.
I'm rather certain that wasn't the cause, anyway.
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Not caused by static electricity.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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It wasn't caused by my booting up in WinDoze PX.
...Or was it?
(That would bring new meaning to the term "blue screen of death")
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The Tunguska event was not caused by Bob and Doug MacKenzie.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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It was not caused by IBM's tumbling stock price.
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The Tunguska event was not caused by Borat and Azamat wrestling.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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nor was it caused by spiral galaxies
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Not caused by my hijacking toejam's Avatar ;-)
(BTW extremely sorry for that one sir.)
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. - Niels Bohr
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit
Hint: this is at heart a scientific forum, and underneath the fooling around there are some diamond-hard minds hanging about, ready to tear you to shreads. -- Mike Alexander
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by a bartender dropping an olive into a martini.
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Nor was it caused by Vogons reciting poetry - although it might've come pretty close.
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by TJs explination of bear skins.
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The Tunguska Event wasn't caused by my garage door opener!
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It was not caused by Men In Black.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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