The Tunguska Event was not caused by lizards.
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by lizards.
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It was not caused by a cat fart.
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Morris Tunguska of East Orange, New Jersey did not cause the Tunguska Event in Russia that knocked down all those trees. He did cause the Tunguska Event at his cousin Barry's wedding, that knocked down the bride's father.
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the Tunguska event was not caused by a heavy snowfall on Whistler Mountain
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by slicing cheesecake.
It also was not caused by a cavity in a walrus' tusk.
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the tunguska event was not caused by Elvis coming on tour!
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it was not caused by a woman in labour
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by incompetent plumbers.
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by macaroni and cheese.
Or by a toddler splashing around in a kiddie pool.
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by a runaway steam roller
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it was not caused by me throwing a frisbee for my dog
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by sister cities.
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it was not caused by my dog jumping into the lake after I threw the frisbee (seeAvatar)
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by the Wright Brothers playing hop-scotch
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nor by Donnie (my imaginery friend)
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nor by Danny's -my favourite restaurant near here.
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The Tunguska event was not caused by the shootout in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
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It probably wasn't caused by two time-travelers setting their time machines to the same coordinates-- probably.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by a Mexican Standoff.
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It might have been, but was not, caused by hot air from Bauters.
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Hey! Where did my pizza go?
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by the New York Times.
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not caused by the BBC Russian service.
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by the dragon's breath
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nor the dragon's swishing tail.
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by me shouting at TJ!
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It wasn't caused by Starsky clamoring over the hood of his red and white-striped car, chasing a crook on TV.
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the tunguska event wasnt caused by a sneeze
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It was not a spicy meat-a ball.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The Tunguska Event was not caused by Arnold Schwarzenegger stamping a paper with his Calif governor's "veto" stamp.
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