Inspired by this post, I thought "What a wonderful idea!"
The Tunguska Event was not caused by Mexican Food.
Inspired by this post, I thought "What a wonderful idea!"
The Tunguska Event was not caused by Mexican Food.
It was not caused when the Ramones blew out a speaker.
It was not caused when John Travolta (Michael) fell from heaven.
Not caused by Heinz baked beans
not caused by fizzy pop!
nor by champagne
nor by boiled eggs
nor sauerkraut and onions
nor by eating curries
and not caused by Beecham's Pills
and not caused by eating too quickly
couldn't have been caused by ToSeek pressing the self destruct button from the admin pannel.
could not be the big bad wolf
The Tunguska Event was not caused by Spider-Man.
...or the million dollar man.
The Tunguska Event was not caused by goldfish.
It was not caused by my ancestral home (the Moon).
Evil otters were not to blame either.
The Tunguska Event was not caused by Swiss watches.
nor was it caused by wind farms
The Tunguska Event was not caused by Comet Encke.
I know it wasn't a crash landing by Santa.
Definitely not caused by Mentos and Diet Cola.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
The Tunguska Event was not caused by Mount Everest.
The Transformers didn't do it.
It was not caused by a "Mythbusters" test.
The Tunguska Event was not caused by dust bunnies.
Also it was not an external body entering
the atmosphere and disappearing into thin air!
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It was not caused by antelope migrating.
not caused by termites