with that, the thread slid into the abyss, only to return, like a zombie with a sore leg.Originally Posted by mike alexander
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with that, the thread slid into the abyss, only to return, like a zombie with a sore leg.
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Not sufficient to be silly, he attempts a pun, only to slide sideways, breakneck speeds and cardboard gear tracks, useless, as the day sends forth the birds of the air, replete with plumage and grace, it bends into the surreal, a topic breaker, damage points for the brain pan, over a slow fire.
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the tired crab spat on the pavement and then walked to the moon.
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That is so Zen. It reminds me of the story of the goat and the stairmaster.
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"you are somewhat ugly to be an alien princess?"
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"It has been more than a century," Quatermass mused, placing the tips of his fingers together as he stared into the embers of the dying fire, "Since the interiors of our commonly circulating coins were systematically examined for truffles."
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random silly sentence!
There I left it right where I said I would, so no one touch it, you might leave scratches or something and then I'd have to buff those out.
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Using the word "buff" and Swift in the same sentence.
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Fanatical rubber ducky cultists are a dire threat to national security blankets.
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The discrepancies between terrestrial and satellite measurements is not relevant.
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The Moon was towed out of Earth orbit today after many complaints of the locals not being able to sleep at night.
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"Deduct went over defense, defeat before detail."
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How do you explain the difference between a donut and bagel to an alien?
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Subject and verb isn't agree.
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Slippery slopes aren't just metaphors for sliding because real slippery slopes are dangerous and you can fall into a pile of snow and then oh then the laughter hahaha until a car runs over your foot.
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Or you dislocate your kneecap, after everyone stops screaming bloody murder at the sight of it, put some ice on it for 15 mins and you'll be walking in no time.
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Trench-coated turtles have invaded the upper part of the spaghetti warehouse, coinciding with the eruption of sponge cake monitors on the mountains of the vital pea soup.
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Even if you could break through to the other side, would there be pizza?
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Carbohydrates are nature's slide trombone, allowed the digestive tract to influence the development of Jazz in the nicer parts of Europe.
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Gravity and french toast are the same thing just different.
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French toast!
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Who stole the kishka?
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US District judge today gave total ownership of the District of Columbia to the country of Columbia saying that "they have the same name so they must be the same country."
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The Voices keep telling me to clean my room and eat all my beets.
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Please eat the twelve fruits of the holy spirit before they rot.
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Honey, put your zombie down and come eat supper!
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Don't you understand that a question, by its very nature, causes the exclamation point to shrivel up?
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Warm fuzzy cubes of alpha are passing through the I-77 overpass, unifying the force of cupcakes.
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The day went by like a hiker with a pebble in his ear.
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This thread can make sense if the posts speak more clearly.
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