Leave a random silly sentence!

**Sarawak** · 2012-May-24, 12:39 PM

Obi-wan, obi-two, obi-three, obi-four, can I have a little more?

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-May-24, 12:56 PM

the staplerians now have officially declared docu-war on the paper-clipriots. The post-it notarians are remaining neutral.

**Sarawak** · 2012-May-26, 11:31 PM

The resulting paper cuts are too horrible to behold.

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-May-29, 01:24 PM

We can only hope that there is no strategic escalation to scissors or (gasp) the SHREDDER!

**Sarawak** · 2012-May-29, 02:26 PM

Better dead than shred!

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-May-29, 02:29 PM

Staple removers on the rampage - see the photos on the 'Guess what this' is thread!

**Sarawak** · 2012-May-29, 05:20 PM

Guess what this kid shred!

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-May-30, 07:56 AM

Once the foxes caught all the dream-mice under my bed, they snuck out into the living room to eat the fish and torment the turtle

**Sarawak** · 2012-May-31, 12:01 AM

Rain, rain, go away, come again, the very same day.

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-May-31, 08:03 AM

periodicity between raindrops, or drop-cluster-events?

**Sarawak** · 2012-Jun-01, 03:46 PM

A silly sentence can be both true and silly.

**Zentisan** · 2012-Jun-01, 05:14 PM

Snipers are really bad at football.

**Sarawak** · 2012-Jun-01, 05:23 PM

They're quite good at backgammon though.

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Jun-04, 08:37 AM

frontgammon, however, requires rugby players

**Sarawak** · 2012-Jun-04, 03:16 PM

I beez in the trap!

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Jun-05, 07:42 AM

trap successful, start melting the butter

**Zentisan** · 2012-Jun-06, 08:59 AM

Butter side up, Butter side down, any which way, I am ok with my toast.

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Jun-07, 09:52 AM

corn dogs, corn dogs, yummy yummy yummy!

**peureux** · 2012-Aug-07, 11:25 PM

the bean hopping sautee learned to race my uncle when i saw the dry leg leaning towards the umbrella on a half day

**Noclevername** · 2012-Aug-07, 11:33 PM

Mars needs wombats!

**peureux** · 2012-Aug-07, 11:38 PM

when washing your toes don't forget the oyster crumbs

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Aug-08, 07:33 AM

The oyester crumbs are not in my toes...

**peureux** · 2012-Aug-08, 11:56 AM

singing flipflops always walk around the bay slowly

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Aug-08, 02:31 PM

Many toads make for slurpy soup

**Swift** · 2012-Aug-08, 02:46 PM

OH MY GOD, Curiosity has DANCE FEVER! Someone get me a mix tape!

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Aug-09, 08:11 AM

Disco like Johnny 5!

**Swift** · 2012-Aug-09, 06:37 PM

Plinga, plinga, plinga.

**Swift** · 2012-Aug-10, 02:04 AM

In space, no one can hear you make little chirping sounds

**LookingSkyward** · 2012-Aug-10, 07:32 AM

I point and laugh at oyester crumbs that make little chirping sounds

**peureux** · 2012-Aug-10, 08:18 PM

This guy walked backwards and sang I Just Wanna Be Your Everything in monotone? I think we need to take him off of the waiting list.

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