The fine for making the same post here and in the untrue-facts thread has been increased.
The fine for making the same post here and in the untrue-facts thread has been increased.
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Oh, Fine!
Once more, unto the beach, dear friends!
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We few, we happy few, we band of tanned siblings
I am the Actinistia Suprema of F-n-G.
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"My shorts!" Cried the Senator as he ran from his room
"Is that a senator with no pants?" asked the assembled crowd.
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"That was the last of the sentient cheeses" - Pizza Hut
My fleas have dogs.
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<singing>
California girls, we're incompressible...
today's tide was brought to you by Welworn Tires Ltd, the tire you can depend upon.
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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Who's that viking?
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
arf arf arf
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Amplitude. It's what's for dinner.
The Super Bowl is a significant cultural event.
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The Super Bowl is more important than the Six Nations Championship.
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Cheese balls falling through the air, land on fresh-cut grass.
I am the King of the mountain top. I reign supreme over everyone in this school! I am the golden god of this place!! I reign supreme!! I! I!!!
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You must be cheese! Cheesius Rex! On the lawn!
Cheese rules the universe.
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no velveeta in the verse can stop me!
That's no gouda.
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tastes fine when you edom
Today boys and girls, Sir Issac Newton will read us our story; its "Mister Badger and the Magic Wum-Tum Bush".
There are no silly sentences, only silly paragraphs.
Silly paragraphs are made up of silly sentences, silly sentences are made up of silly words, and silly words are made up of silly letters. Silly letters are made from silly ink, unless they are on a computer screen, in which case they are made from silly pixels.
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this is a silly paragraph.