This Lion Dance is so loud I can't hear myself think
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This Lion Dance is so loud I can't hear myself think
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I thought I heard myself think, but then I realized it was an old black-and-white Sherlock Holmes on Hulu
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Holy *moly* that crackhead is so *messed* up he's dancin' and stoopidin'!
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Who, Me?
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I came, I search, I didn't find. To follow....
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I must learn to incorporate the word "stoopidin'" into my everyday speech.
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"Excuse me", said Neville, the hampster with the overbite, "Which way to the submarine farm?"
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I heard someone say on a TV discussion:
"What you must accept is... blah blah blah '....almost continually.....'...blah blah blah......"
Turn left right here !!!!!
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Bark like a dog.
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I'm stoopidin' over here!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Make sure the police don't see you, you'll be charged with public stoopidin'!
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I can't remember what happens next week
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well the four horses of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, run off and leave them horseless, so they have to come to Earth on llamas.
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Mommy, this fish is lying!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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My Llama may be one of the 4 llamas of the apocalypse...but he lies like a fish
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Nice
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Tom, Brad, Fishboy - cover the West Gate; Mort, Barbie, get up on the roof with the big 47 mm; Zabar, make sure the oven is set to 350F, and no more than 20 minutes for those cookies; Twitchy, take the horses and circle around old Mr. Dweeble's place; Flea and ZsaZsa, you're with me!. Now move it folks!
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Holly, Willis, Derba - prepare the sheep launcher!
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SAM: Sheep-to-Air Missile
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SSBN - silent sheep blast-off nastiness
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SOB - Shorn Ovine Barn
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1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, sheep
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sheep that pass in the night.
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If you can't sleep, try sheep!
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showing embarrassment as a result of having done something awkward or silly
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Or in this thread, for having failed to do anything silly.
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I reject the assertion of any lack of silliness in this thread - the seriousity must be measured in comlex numbers, as it is at 87.5 degrees from profound
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Comlex numbers are so called from the longer term, "Common Lexigraphic Numbers".
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Lexigraphic - a photo, drawing or other pictoral representation of Lex Luthor (and, by extension, of any well known supervillan)
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