Look, a wagon wheel!
Look, a wagon wheel!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Look, a dragon wheel!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
Mr Maccaroni stared long and hard into the future, and was suddenly struck by a vision of utopia.....he quickly undid his tie and ordered a plane ticket on his laptop....there would be no more hiding away from reality any more.......then there came a knock at the door.
The knock at his door was a woodpecker.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
Does no one remember poor Timer? He hankered for a hunka cheese!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
A hunka cheese may be found at Chuck e Cheese.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
Mr Macaroni's 1st name is Chuckie - Coincidence? I think not.
If you join BAUT and bleat incessantly about how rational you are, then all of your ignorant, unsupported proclamations suddenly become scientific!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
Remember, wherever you go, there you need toilet paper.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
In America, you make landfall. In Soviet Russia, er, I mean Italy, land fall on you!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Happy Vindaloo Day!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
the code name for the mission, if you chose to accept it is: fairycakes
Fairycakes and cheese! the mission begins
Cheese couldn't make it, he didn't fit the mold.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Sound like there are holes in that story.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
If 'if and buts'
were candy and nuts
what a merry merry
world it would be.
If nuts and bolts were cows and goats, we'd all have milk for the winter.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
YKIDW cows and goats live together.
They're always after me Lucky Charms!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Leave a random silly sentence.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
I graduated towards her, as she was the only person at the party who smelt like putty....
Fight electromagnetism!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
I know the putty smelling lady! She's after me Lucky Charms!
Submarines is goooooood medicine!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Some of my best friends are nuclear submarines.
One of my best friends was SSBN 727. She changed her name to SSGN 727 since I last saw her, though.
All nuclear fleets are equally safe.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
We all live in a yellow submarine.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
my internet packets are yellow...