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  1. #1711
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    Look, a wagon wheel!
    STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary

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    Look, a dragon wheel!
    I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.

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    Mr Maccaroni stared long and hard into the future, and was suddenly struck by a vision of utopia.....he quickly undid his tie and ordered a plane ticket on his laptop....there would be no more hiding away from reality any more.......then there came a knock at the door.

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    The knock at his door was a woodpecker.
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    Does no one remember poor Timer? He hankered for a hunka cheese!
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    A hunka cheese may be found at Chuck e Cheese.
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    Mr Macaroni's 1st name is Chuckie - Coincidence? I think not.

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    If you join BAUT and bleat incessantly about how rational you are, then all of your ignorant, unsupported proclamations suddenly become scientific!
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    Remember, wherever you go, there you need toilet paper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noclevername View Post
    Remember, wherever you go, there you need toilet paper.
    That depends on which particular "go" you mean.
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    In America, you make landfall. In Soviet Russia, er, I mean Italy, land fall on you!
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    Happy Vindaloo Day!
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    the code name for the mission, if you chose to accept it is: fairycakes

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    Fairycakes and cheese! the mission begins

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    Cheese couldn't make it, he didn't fit the mold.
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    Sound like there are holes in that story.
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    If 'if and buts'
    were candy and nuts
    what a merry merry
    world it would be.

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    If nuts and bolts were cows and goats, we'd all have milk for the winter.
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    YKIDW cows and goats live together.

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    They're always after me Lucky Charms!
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    Leave a random silly sentence.
    I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.

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    I graduated towards her, as she was the only person at the party who smelt like putty....

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    Fight electromagnetism!
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    I know the putty smelling lady! She's after me Lucky Charms!

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    Submarines is goooooood medicine!
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    Some of my best friends are nuclear submarines.

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    One of my best friends was SSBN 727. She changed her name to SSGN 727 since I last saw her, though.

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    All nuclear fleets are equally safe.
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    We all live in a yellow submarine.
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    my internet packets are yellow...

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