I’ve got to pop like a weasel,
To the sea,
pop like a weasel,
Cuz that monkey’s chasin’ me
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I’ve got to pop like a weasel,
To the sea,
pop like a weasel,
Cuz that monkey’s chasin’ me
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Monkey see, monkey do.
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In the event of an emergency, walk down the middle of the street shouting "E - mer- gen - see".
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On a clear day, you can see forever.
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fun with sporks! launch the caterpillars!
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Owner not liable for injuries incurred on this property.
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The Oxygen, Nitrogen and C02 gaseous equilibrium required for human and animal life
on this planet are carefully monitored and kept in balance by.......errrrm........!!!....errrrr
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"Use your imagination" to me is like taking the brakes off in a speeding car.
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Zombie goldfish ate my brain
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When all else fails, read the instructions.
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Protons are diamonds, electrons are glue, insults bounce off of me and stick to you.
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I've read the instructions, but the insults remain electrically bonded to me.
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Where did I put those instructions?
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Searching for the lost shaker of Salty, some people claim there's silliness to blame. but I know, that it's my own fault
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I am currently experiencing technical difficulties.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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I am the technical difficulties you are currently experiencing, with salt.
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How many aardvarks must the aardvark master master, before he masters the aardvarks?
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42. My uncle the penguin caused an apple event in the tace-spime continuum, leading to inconsequential drainage.
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Get the cheese to sickbay!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Dang it Jim, I'm a doctor not a Maitre FromagerOriginally Posted by Noclevername
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It was about as bad as going at infinite speed and turning into a salamander.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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The cow jumped over the moon.
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The man looked awful, and smelled even better...
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A kingdom for my horse!
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The Kryptonian Vulcans from Gaza are hoarding solar panels.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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After I turned them into penguins, I banished them to North Dakota
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the jack in the box craves justice.............
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The justice in the box craves Jack Daniels.
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I went to school with Jack Daniels. He always came in fifth in his class.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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CERN is seeking a bosun to pipe Higgs aboard.
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