Leave a random silly sentence!

[toejam]

Are there not enough silly sentences on the other threads?

[Nadme]

Green toads and blue snails glide silently through a veil of cheesecloth at twilight, above the flickering pink neon flamingos.

[BetaDust]

Ferengi Rule Of acquisition 258: No good deed ever goes unpunished. (Not True!)

[Nadme]

I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Sorry.

[BetaDust]

Do not say Sorry m8, As long as that wood get's woodcheckt, all is ok.

[chrissy]

As I walked over London Bridge i met a London scholar, he drew of his hat and drew of his coat what was the name of the scholar?

[toejam]

I dunno, but as I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there; he wasn't there again today, I wish to hell he'd go away.

[Sean Clayden]

I'm not a pheasant plucker I'm a pheasant plucker's mate, I'm plucking pheasants because the pheasant plucker ain't.

[marsbug]

Wear the nylon undewear of doom, for tomorrow we diet.

[toejam]

Sounds like a pleasant plucking occupation Sean, better than plucking ducks.

[Sean Clayden]

Plucking ducks is for the little orange people........

[toejam]

Orange people are lepidopterous Florida leprechauns.

[Starchild615]

Cotton Candy Tastes So Good

[Nadme]

...floating on a cornflake above fields of goldenrod as lemondrops begin sprinkling down from sepia-edged clouds...

[LaurelHS]

A purple leopard is following me, and my sister says if I sprinkle nutmeg on him, he'll go away.

[Starchild615]

A Giant Moth Just Landed on My Desk and Flew Away with my Printer

[Bolasanibk]

When I find myself, I will hit myself so hard I wont know what hit me.

[autumn1971]

I have no idea what just hit me, but if I find out it was myself I'll hit myself so hard I won't know that I had known what had been just about to hit me.

[Starchild615]

When I looked through my telescope at the moon, I saw cheese men running around a crater

[Sean Clayden]

What is a moon ?

[mike alexander]

If dogs pant, what do pants do?

[mugaliens]

Pants can be dogged. In mechanical engineering, on a general level, a dog can be any piece of material that prevents movement or imparts movement. Thus, when you button your pants, you're dogging them.

CD, DVD, HDVD bitters, a few bytes, a lot of bytes, a ton of bytes that chitter.

[Sean Clayden]

Can purple hedgehogs leapfrog orange frogs ?

[Starchild615]

My Eco Sphere broke and my shrimps walked out the door
( It did not really brake )

[LaurelHS]

I really really hate socks.

[Nadme]

...white chocolate cremes amidst caramel streams as milk chocolate flows in silky night dreams from the Big Dipper...

[mugaliens]

As I walked over London Bridge i met a London scholar, he drew of his hat and drew of his coat what was the name of the scholar?

Is it "he?"

[Fledermaus]

No mug's its a real name!

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead fellows got up for a fight. They stood back to back,faceing each other, drew out their swords and shot each other!

[Starchild615]

My garbage pail turned into a Dalek and said "EXTERMINATE"

[Fledermaus]

The second purple sun on my planet has just set in a vail of black mist.