The sphagetti tree grew garlic-bread leaves.
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The sphagetti tree grew garlic-bread leaves.
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Elvis is 73 today.
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It is presently 13 o'clock.
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Originally Posted by sarongsong
Elvis is 73 today.
I know, theres a party in my shed!
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a wig was driving down the road when a police car pulls it over. The policeman asked it to blow into something and handed it a trumpet; and that is how the band The Green Onion Rapture Band started.
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Pink seashells on sandy beaches with ribbons of frosting and dashes of nonpariels all around.
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ToSeek is logged off.
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the moon is 70% chedder & 30% edam.
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If "c" was next to "d" on the keyboard, you could type "XKCD" by only moving your finger one key over.
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Your cloths would fade very quickly on Venus.
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Go-go dancing on the merry-go-round caused acute vertigo, relieved by taking LSD and tripping over into The Looking Glass.
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Bullseye was only the stage name of Bill Sykes dog, his real name was Colin.
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Everything is purple, except the stuff that isn't.
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You can say that again said the blind man to the deaf mute while both sat in the darken room.
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Did'ja hear Britney Spears is getting back together again?
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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All my eels have gone off in a hovercraft!
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Hear hear, said the deaf man, I see, said the blind man.
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I saw a C in the sea once, but it wasn't spelled correctly.
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I have a small spiral Galaxy in my left ear.
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My favorite delusion is waking up every day.
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some people delude them selves into thinking they wake up every day......
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The blue and purple carnival horses on their poles go undulating past billowing gray thunderheads crackling with lightning and raining popcorn...
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where do you get your special mushrooms from??
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I'm that good, huh?where do you get your special mushrooms from??I'll never tell
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the stairs case goes up and down but they don't move!
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my mouse is almost smashed and it doesn't even drink!!!!!
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my chair has legs but can't walk!
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my table has the same trouble, they must be related.
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There are ants in the ointment and my pants have an appointment.
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