My toaster needs a holiday.
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My toaster needs a holiday.
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My holiday needs a toaster.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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"Toast, TOAST", King Fenster yelled, "Why have my people abandoned toast?"
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Swift wandered over to the window and noticed a kangaroo breaking into his car to steal his suitcase full of bananas.
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"Is that a suitcase full of bananas", Mae West said dreamily, as she lounged on her chaise, "or is your kangaroo breaking into my car"?
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The cat watched with interest as the air molecules began to gather in one corner of the room.
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Cats are like little women wearing fur coats, dogs are like boats
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Now, if we look at slide 117, we see that if we normalize the projected growth in sales for like-on-like business units from Q3 of 1997 through Q6 of 2017, we find that the rate of amortized growth per annum shows a nominal 11.3% rate of growth, excluding the central Asian sector, for all business units except the Transportation unit, which shows a negative rate of growth beginning with Q2 2003 and continuing through Q1 2012, which nominally matches the projects presented at the BoD meeting in Q2 2010, but does not show a good match with projections that were projected at the MoD meeting in Q3 2009.
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It's random silly sentence, not rambling run on sentence!
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Oh pappy poo poo, I just ruined the entire thread.
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Oh nigglesnoosh, El Robbo, you can't dissolve a statue with bird droppings.
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I define c to be the speed of the neighbour's dog, therefore Einstein was wrong.
(I run into a surprising number of online arguments analoguous to that.)
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I once ran a race in the nude
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Eye once ate a quince inside of an umbrella factory, safe from the raccoons of the Purple oatmeal.
(silly enough Robinson?)
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Mint cream is easy on the eyes.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Due to my default text settings, your post are invisible spoonsOriginally Posted by Homo bibiens
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Spoons could be invisible; I've never seen him.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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No seriously. That text color thing you are doing renders your posts invisible. At first I thought you were blank posting. So I just scrolled past a bunch of your posts, thinking, "Well, that's new", and "Is he on the pipe again or what?", until I hit quote and there it was, an invisible spoon
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
(something I read in a Bill Bryson book)
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a banana.
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Public outcry from the release of damaging reports from WikiLeaks over Hawaiian Punch using fruit bats in their kids fruit drinks is interesting since Consumer Reports confirms that fruit bats are a good source of daily protein.
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Do Llamas have Llamamas?
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Llamas are agents of disinformation and are often seen near so-called "UFO" sightings. What are they hiding?
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Little Orphan Dolphin gets endorphins from golfin'.
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On the first day of Solstice, my true love gave to me, a small purplish elephant inside a reversible diatribe converter, installed through the axial port of my proton eel drive.
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On the 2nd day of Solstice my true love gave to me: One beaten up old pillow, two dead brown shamrocks, nine maids a leaping...and an Oscar The Grouch hand puppet.
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On the third day of Solstice my true love gave to me, one cow hide toaster, two parrots scheming, and three carrots car-jacking....da da da doo doo da ....hmmm hmmmmm
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On the three and nine-sixteenths day of Solstice my true love gave to me, a big bottle of aardvark jelly, with a side of forlorn dental floss.
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Perplexment is finding a tuna sandwich in your fishnet stocking.
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