Leave a random silly sentence!

[KaiYeves]

It is three fourty PM and I don't know where my lobster is.

[Nadme]

I get by with a little helium in a shot glass.

[KaiYeves]

I heard a guy burping in El Salvador.
(Of course, it was over the telephone.)

[Paul Beardsley]

Now is the winter of our discount tent.

[Paul Beardsley]

Now is the winter of our discount tent.

[mahesh]

.....he repeated......... making a pitch........

[torque of the town]

Dont trifle with me custard!

[KaiYeves]

Burn every stopwatch's cow except mine!

[Blue Fire]

Writing poems is lots of fun,
"And then", "However", "Again" say some,
Yet most of all are rhythm and rhyme,
But how and why with space and time,
No one knows for sure, it's true,
But I don't care, so why should you?

[KaiYeves]

Your monkey stole my drink!

[Blue Fire]

I'm still waiting for my monkey to type out Hamlet.

[KaiYeves]

Movie sequels are like nuclear energy.

[Eric Vaxxine]

Step on no pets ... reads the same backwards!

[peteshimmon]

Be kind and considerate and helpful to your
enemy.

[Eric Vaxxine]

The most important component of a Formula 1
racing car, is the nut the holds the steering wheel.

[torque of the town]

My teeth itch...

[Eric Vaxxine]

There's a big pane in my window.
(ref ... Captain Beefheart)

[toejam]

I have a headache, two or three inches above my head

[KaiYeves]

Volume goes up, apple cores go down.

[torque of the town]

Elvis is alive and well, and lives in my garden shed.... with Bill & Ben.

[Frog march]

network your towels

[KaiYeves]

I ate a sundae with hot dog in the middle of the North Sea.

[Eric Vaxxine]

If we eat Mars bars on Earth, do they eat Earth bars on Mars?

[KaiYeves]

It's raining decimal points!

[torque of the town]

the weather has fractionally improved..

[Nadme]

Penguins wear tuxedos to the Purple Primrose Prom.

[Nadme]

I can see for kilometers and kilometers on my octagonal hectare of land.

[Fazor]

Banannas, while educational, contain dangerously high levels of imported chlorides.

[Frog march]

if you turn this sentence around in the fourth dimension, you get a recipe for Polish marmalade.

[torque of the town]

if you turn this sentence around in the fourth dimension, you get a recipe for Polish marmalade.

Delicious!!!