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I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Aardvarks smell.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Four scones and seven dwarfs ago our ferrets bought Fords on this continent, a nude Nathan, congealed in Livingston, and katydid to the proposition that all mints are made of Equal.
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I do all of my vacuuming the way nature intended it, with an Aardvark.
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.... and that nathan or any nathan will get the brown mustard ,onions and celery salt .
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Today I met my first ever carbonara based life form.
His name was Jorge, pronounced the same as the cheap feed they give streetwalkers.
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I walk like Jayne Mansfield.
I talk like Jayne Mansfield!
Hey daddy, you, cool daddy, ah!
Ah, ah, ah, uh, baby c'mon now!
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Two bees or not 2B, what is the question; weather ticks nobler in the mines to sulfur the slang and aardvarks of out-rigger fortunes, or take alms against seeing tribbles, and by Oprah end them.
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The game is played using a single spherical ball, known as the football.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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" Ah.... but soft, now comes Portia and Maximus Gluteus. I will try confusions with them."
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Goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you mean that ended a week ago?
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They should have sent a poet. I try my best, but all I can come up with are dirty limericks.
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There was a young woman from town,
Who could travel faster than sound.
She left last week,
On a trip to Pike's Peak.
And now her dog's in the pound.
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You might say she left her mach on history.
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I have made good judgments in the future.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Officer, I wish to press charges against that badger with the red trousers; he has been following me around and calling me bad names.
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I have never met her before, but i think i am in love with Ellen Page !
Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere...
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jeez, this is getting bad hahaha
*needs to snap out of it*
Far away is close at hand in images of elsewhere...
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If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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We have met the enemy, and they have invited us to a big barbecue, next Sunday, over at that park right by the high school, and we agree to bring a couple of six packs of beer and maybe a dessert, I think a pie would be nice, but Master Sargent Donaldson thinks that a pie wouldn't be good in the summer time, he thinks a watermelon is the right thing, but come on, everyone brings watermelon, though maybe we could do some sort of fruit salad with melon balls, yeah that would be nice.
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Would you ask a function of your biological processes for its hall pass?
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The aliens from planet XYZZY are forcing me to eat smaller portions and get enough fiber in my diet. Only Captain Spaghetti & Meatball With a Side Salad can save us!
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Proof one more that aliens are only concerned with our exit-ways.
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Speaking of alien concern . . .Originally Posted by Spoons
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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That explains everything and nothing, all at once.
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I don't think I shall ever see,
A mob of brain-eating zombies as lovely as a tree.
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Tesla coiled around the babby like a serpent with sciatica
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The Principia Mathematica was a coded script for the movie Gattaca.
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In the southern hemisphere, dogs meow and cats bark.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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