Can Can Can can can?
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Can Can Can can can?
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Your hair is full of ants and purple weasels (I borrowed my silly sentence from Shel Silverstein).
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Without an answer, the question would be a matter of one thing or the other; in which case there could be no question, as it would appear quite clear.
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One out of two halves are stand-alone caramel bisque teepees.
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As I shucked yet another ear, still, no end in sight; yet I was offered paper over plastic and had refused - surely some spokes must be missing.
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Szechuan flies happily on the horizon of melancholy beavers.
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Xanax kicking in; Grey Goose fuel tanks running on fumes; Houston, we have a problem............
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Mirriam Webster doth decree this day to be that which every question must be answered in Magic 8-Ball terms.
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Father always said to make you kept a spare albatross in the pram, but I mostly think he said that because he liked the words "albatross" and "pram" and saying "keep a spare pram in the albatross" would get Mother too confused and she'd be unable to cook the kippers properly for several weeks after hearing that.
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Milk is generally better going in the nose than out.
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I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Hamsters are secretly plotting the demise of humankind by reducing the Earth's rotation using synchronized exercise wheels.
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It's time to skeedaddle before we are all bamboozled.
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65% of all made-up statistics involve goats cheese.
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If a moderator gives you advice, we advise you to take it.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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If a moderator gives you goats cheese, we advise you bin it, as moderators aren't allowed goats.
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Moderate goats have entered the third hamster wheel of East Kansas City, leaving behind a rich tapestry of decay and polygons, fit for my sweetheart to live a life of tall and fruity hairstyles.
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Goat moderators have been used to great success in the Middle East negotiations but their incredible beauty may be their undoing when dealing with the Hamas faction.
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" Pigeons plot in secrecy and hampsters turn on frequently......what a gas !!! I guess you'll have to come and see... at the zoo. At the zoo! "
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Reminds me of those anti-Castro pigeons plotting the coup.
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Great care must be taken when neutering US Predator drones.
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If there be drones, there must be a queen.
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Hark, the arrows of spring come upon the queen and her drones, singing the songs of oranges and grapes, fit for the repair of brake drums and teddy bears.
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"No teddybear remains have been found below the K-T boundary" was announced today to the astonished public at the White House. Journalists were quick ask if BP would be required to pick up the cost of this "loss of income" to the teddybear industry.
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Bee Pee is dangerous.
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Spanish operatives are plotting while dangerous liasons lurk in the heart of darkness, with thoughts of flying hymnopterous insects coating their minds.
CJSF
"In the nightgown of the sullen moon, How the windows lean into the room, In the nightgown of the sullen moon."
-They Might Be Giants
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Somali street gangs in LA are easy to identify by the boats they pull behind their cars.
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Salami street gangs in LA are easy to identify by the odour of processed meats wafting from their cars.
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Zongklept, it is now the 13th day of the month and your ZHFH-16781 Report was due on my desk by the end of the 12th; if we don't have all the data for the photo-alignment of the polygonal accounting configuration, the Big Banana will send us to the Outer Rim to mop floors with our aardvarks!
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