Now bordering on Track 27257.171598712, the North bound express marmot for London, Boston, Beijing, Alpha Centauri, Rabbit Hill, Big Barrel of Cheese for Mrs. P, and all points in between. All Aboard!
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Now bordering on Track 27257.171598712, the North bound express marmot for London, Boston, Beijing, Alpha Centauri, Rabbit Hill, Big Barrel of Cheese for Mrs. P, and all points in between. All Aboard!
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'Tis a far, far better thing I do, to keep my head when all those around me are losing theirs, and pluck 'till time and times are done, rubber chickens.
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i saw a movie on tv was in colour but remembered in black and white.
A after the day movie[2016 maybe] where they where in a small valley as a inversion layer from the heat springs.
But the mutants were 1 eyed as the nasty blind[land teeth where the other was a 6 armed mutant in black and white]
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Remember not to forget what you want to remember.
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I keep extruded bauxite toothpicks in my piehole.
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I can't even
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Fruit flies like an arrow; time flies like a banana.
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Fruit flies enjoy a long, pointy object that is shot off of a bow; we'll, maybe enjoy is too strong a word for such a primitive animal, because, what, if anything, do we really know about the emotional states of insects; prehaps it would be more accurate to state that the observational evidence, at least of this observer, seems to indicate that when averaged over a suitable period of observing time, that fruit flies tend to cluster around long pointy objects, such as arrows, over longer periods of time than they cluster around less long or less pointy objects, such as bananas; yes, the very same bananas that seem to be an object of "interest" (please note the same, or at least similar, reservations as in the use of the word "enjoy") of the so called Time Flies, though, since Einstein came out with his theories of Special and General Relativity, maybe it would be, no, almost certainly it would be to more accurately (or is it precisely - an interesting point to ponder) Space-Time Flies.
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A banana republic doesn't have the time, or space, for flies or arrows.
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It's rare for me to finish a coherent
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Birkenstock hippies have the flattest heads.
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Pythagoras, finish you clam ice cream right now, or you'll go to our condo in Guam without your cello!
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I feel tired and washed out like a sasquatch at a tupperware convention.
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First, I wanted to thank Professor Gottlieb for the fabulous introduction, and thank Mrs. Mentalpoppel for the lovely squirrel cookies at tea; and second, I wanted to start my lecture on the "Interdimensional Relationships Among Feline Mammals, Ancient Hindu Marshall Arts and the Modern Use of the Phased Di-Chromatic Muon Drive" by showing a short video of my 43 year old daughter making a cheese sandwich, on rye, but without the normal use of a secondary condiment.
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jack and jill
took a dark green pill
and had a little trip
said jill to jack
oh what a hack!
and they both went shopping at Macy's
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Gotta!
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If i could have my pie and eat it too, life would be a piece of cake.
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just sick of waiting in line to buy a $5 fruit salad?
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Toots! Return to the Control Room immediately; the mashed potatoes have invented element 173 and we need to get our nails done!
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Mop up in isle be back!
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Riddle me not, for butter maker is unseen and the cat with the cough is right outside.
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Cough drops are good for the soul.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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How can I miss if I never shoot?
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Turn back now or we'll get there before we leave.
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winter comes but thrice a year,so don't count your chickens before they've hatched.
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No point crying over spilt cocoa butter.
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If my grilled sandwiches scare you then you should cease asking for cheesey snacks.
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Initiate Jump Sequence 4J472; ease up on the lateral Flogspan array; Haywood - make sure the spamolator is within 20% of nominal tolerances, full symmetry in 15 seconds..... stand-by.... and .... SNEEZE!
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I have a spare albatross with which you may wipe your nose should you desire.
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