Flying banana cream pie cows with hooves made of strawberry marmalade.
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Flying banana cream pie cows with hooves made of strawberry marmalade.
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In the battle between meditation and medication the real winner is camp musicals.
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Camp Musical, locating on the sunny shores of Lake Gahaiflajflayflaksdfj, is an ideal setting for your next corporate picnic, industrial waste dump, ice cream cone eating contest, 5th grade math final, hip replacement surgery, or giant space monster from the 9th dimension.
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Slugs: The perky fungus.
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The rain has turned to tears/ And I've only had two beers
-Bob, the Poet
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This duffel bag aint big enough for the both of Gus.
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I will now separate the descending sub-literal vena cava from the small, furry ice cream truck, using only these chicken-fried steaks.
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Shmoos are to pie as pie Artemus Gordon.
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I used to enjoy racing bricks but now I just breed them for their precious grass.
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A man is to a toenail as a leopard is to a hang-glider.
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My analogies are all wet and I can't find the leak.
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Astronomy jokes are more precious than a porcupine with a straw, whom I shall name Herbert, for obvious reasons.
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Lakes don't work on steep hillsides.
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That Julius Agricola - I sold ferrets to his father.
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The history of Western Civilization shall be written by the winners of the third through fifth seasons of American Idol, with help from the Semi-Imaginary Friends of Koko the Muffin Bear, and will most likely describe how the collapse of the cheeseburger trading system lead to the Hat Riots of late 2015.
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Blue cheese is very exciting except when it's not blue cheese.
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If she sold seashells by the seashore, then seahorses would revolt and attack and rescue the seashells.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Shells see the rescue, and attack: and revolt would see horses, then. Shores see the Bi-shells, see. Sheif..........
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Sounds like a shell game....
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My magical mystery tour took a detour and there's nothing mysterious nor magical about this trip anymore. Oh look -- a rusty old coffee can!
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Spring has sprung and it will take about six weeks for us to get all the parts for a complete repair, but in the mean time, we have a loaner season you can use; you only have to leave a deposit equal to the value of 17 Galactic Gold pieces or a well-balanced dinner for four, which ever comes first.
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Can coffee old "Rusty A" look anymore "trip"? This about majic: nor mysterious, no thing there is - and detour "A" took mystery..........majical. My.
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Your Galatic Gold pieces are no good here, friend.Tonight you can dine for free in the Imperial Senate cafeteria.
Tonight's special is Bantha ala king.
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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Well cuddle a swan and call me alternative linen.
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For days I have sat and pondered the meaning of amalgamated lichens.
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Also, it takes much longer to get up North, the slow way.
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By postulating a spherical sheep, we can mathematically show that Dora the Explorer would have never reached the Cave of the Winds before Bill Gates had stolen the treasure, even if Boots had piloted the space shuttle in for a landing at Heathrow.
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The popular new cold and flu drug, Sheepazin, is now a revered currency in the taxi industry.
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How much better the world would be if we had an adequate definition of binkle.
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So there I was, naked, in the rain, and in my hand, a plastic shovel and spinach flavored ice cream.
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