My alumina powder is contaminated with shark teeth; what will the bananas think?
Administrator
My alumina powder is contaminated with shark teeth; what will the bananas think?
Order of Kilopi
I'll have one sensual mochachino for me gulliver thanks ma'am.
Order of Kilopi
My captain carries dual parsnips for self defence.
Honored Member
My cattywampus is diagonal.
Order of Kilopi
“I think I just coughed up an emotional cashew” said the dream state conversationalist to the recalcitrant ostrich.
Administrator
Dirk Floghopper lived in a huge yellow basketball machine, along with 17 turtles and a small economic forecast.
Honored Member
As Gregor Samosa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic deep-fried pastry stuffed with spiced potatoes.
Administrator
Samosas are red, so violets are flowers, so sugar comes from various plants including corn, sugar cane, and sugar daddies, so so are ewe, but only if they are sweet on the Ram Charger 4x4 pick-up.
Order of Kilopi
My Peruvian candy dossier is the wind beneath your windsock.
Honored Member
Would you like to come up and see my neutrino collection?
Order of Kilopi
That's not cocoa butter, that's my Auntie.
Honored Member
Beware the Axis of Kneivel.
Order of Kilopi
The Coalition of the Swilling is struggling to get those stubborn bourbon stains out their khaki outfits.
Administrator
Late,
the sleepy mollusks of serendipity
lie alone on the alcove of restitution.
Order of Kilopi
If I had milkshakes I would not use them to lure boys into yards, I would consume them with great vigor.
Order of Kilopi
" That's Arnie's whole Beef Waffle. We deliver. And don't forget 'Tubs of Slaw'.
"I'll take two."
"Sorry, only one per customer. That's Arnie's whole Beef waffle.We deliver".
Offer good untill cerfew in sectors R and N .
"Ah..... they never come up into the hills."
Established Member
Wolves hunt in packs and cigarettes are found in packs. Beware of packs.
Order of Kilopi
The last thing anyone needs now is a milky potato.
Established Member
Ralph! Ralph! My belly hurts.
Administrator
Trapazoids are in the kitchen, cooking up some big funky pies.
Order of Kilopi
Little white poodles are going to take over the world.
So many bugs, so little time.
Order of Kilopi
Is that a giraffe in your pocket or are you about to make me some scrambled eggs?
Administrator
Something smells very brightly, it must be the third time this month that cabbages were promoted for their ability to enter warp drive on the third trimester.
Order of Kilopi
And now, putting my friend hat on, I suggest you gently caress the golden unicorn and watch the jelly beans drop from her golden mane.
Administrator
String along with happy books, the sounds of digits eating pasta, and advance on to the morning of the pigs of the sky.
Order of Kilopi
My hunger for silly shoes coincides with my hunger for oddly shaped pasta.
Order of Kilopi
It's possible I forgot to do my cherry blossoms this afternoon.
Honored Member
I have to cranch.
Order of Kilopi
I stepped on a Jazz CD and it went "CRUNK" and then I was all like, what the funk?
Order of Kilopi
My blue shoes bring slews of news crews in Subarus, but tutus will never hurt me.
Posting Permissions
Reply With Quote