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    Leave a random silly sentence!

    Bigfoot is coming to take me away.

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    on Wednesdays, I play the tambourine for the UK leader of the opposition.

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    We should be using velcro more...

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    Sometimes I'm to lazy to turn my TV off.

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    i feel i'm having a blonde moment coming on!
    The real art of conversation is not only saying the right thing at the right moment but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the most tempting moment. -- unknown

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    Do fairies brush their teeth?

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    It's my turn to play with the lemon!

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    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
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    tread carefully; for the sea is wet.

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    Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe.
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    Is that Grabknobbel, the postman, eating the daisies again?

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    Not many people have ever seen the inside of an electron.
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    I have a fire-breathing dragon in my back pocket.

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    Since we eat Mars bars on Earth, do they eat Earth bars on Mars?

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    I found a pelsiosaur in my soup this morning.

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    BAUT is a front for the mob.

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    Imagine how deep the ocean would be if it wasn't for all the sponges.

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    Time flies like an arrow.
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    I have a great one-storey house that's all painted green except the stairs.
    And the mome raths outgrabe.
    Oh, so it's "raths"? I heard that poem read and thought it was "wrasse", as in the kind of fish.

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    Jack Kevorkian on the lamb eats his medicine in cheese.

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    Do not play badmitton with a birdy made of applesauce.

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    Do coelacanths have astronomers?
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    A lizard man works at the local arcade.

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    I began it elsewhere; otherwise present twice the number of cutlets to an area beyond the means.

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    Once, while riding a roller coaster, I was hit in the face by a Goose.

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    traffic lights in hyperspace dance the chacha

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    I saw Batman kissing a floppy disk.

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    Why is there only ONE monopolies commission

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    Reptiloids of Draconis refuse to ingest breath mints to cure the dandruff in their scales.

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    I am my own sock puppet.

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