Bigfoot is coming to take me away.
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Bigfoot is coming to take me away.
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on Wednesdays, I play the tambourine for the UK leader of the opposition.
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We should be using velcro more...
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Sometimes I'm to lazy to turn my TV off.
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i feel i'm having a blonde moment coming on!
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Do fairies brush their teeth?
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It's my turn to play with the lemon!
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I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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tread carefully; for the sea is wet.
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Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Is that Grabknobbel, the postman, eating the daisies again?
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Not many people have ever seen the inside of an electron.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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I have a fire-breathing dragon in my back pocket.
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Since we eat Mars bars on Earth, do they eat Earth bars on Mars?
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I found a pelsiosaur in my soup this morning.
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BAUT is a front for the mob.
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Imagine how deep the ocean would be if it wasn't for all the sponges.
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Time flies like an arrow.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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I have a great one-storey house that's all painted green except the stairs.
Oh, so it's "raths"? I heard that poem read and thought it was "wrasse", as in the kind of fish.And the mome raths outgrabe.
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Jack Kevorkian on the lamb eats his medicine in cheese.
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I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Do not play badmitton with a birdy made of applesauce.
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Do coelacanths have astronomers?
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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A lizard man works at the local arcade.
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I began it elsewhere; otherwise present twice the number of cutlets to an area beyond the means.
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Once, while riding a roller coaster, I was hit in the face by a Goose.
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traffic lights in hyperspace dance the chacha
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I saw Batman kissing a floppy disk.
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Why is there only ONE monopolies commission
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Reptiloids of Draconis refuse to ingest breath mints to cure the dandruff in their scales.
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I am my own sock puppet.
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