Okay, leaving aside my agreement with "please please please paragraphs," I'd also like, well, chapter and verse. Not "it says such and such in such and such a book." Where in that book? Which edition? In the case of the Bible (okay, yes, I do know that verse, but it's still proper scholarship), which translation? Actually, in the case of anything which has been translated, which translation?
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"