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    2007 = 2012

    Always been kind of worried about the whole 2012 thing and have been reading alot of things claiming that it is actually in 2007 that the Grand Conjunction is happening.

    It's going to happen on 23rd December supposedly.

    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage471098/pg1
    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage469095/pg1

    Can anyone put my mind at ease?
    It does look like a cross if you check it on this. http://www.fourmilab.ch/cgi-bin/Solar

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    Here ya go man, I've been there
    This talks about what you are talking about, and btw, I would not trust a site like GLP when you're looking for answers

    This http://www.bautforum.com/conspiracy-...t-year-we.html link should explain it.

    Oh and if you keep scrolling down, there's a HUGE selection of links posted by binary man about all this 2012 stuff, reading up on it will ease your mind.

    Grand Conjunction
    What grand conjunction might that be?

    It does look like a cross if you check it on this.
    I don't think it looks much like a cross, but if you put in 2012, it looks like a pool table!(new ct anyone?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibelheim View Post
    Can anyone put my mind at ease?
    Yes.

    Check out this thread, and wherever you see 2012, think 2007. It's pretty much the same math.

    The short answer is that the moon alters its pull on us, every month. And the change in that pull is more than ten times the strength of every other planet put together.

    The doomsmiths cry about "grand conjunctions" every two or three years. And they'll keep moving the goalposts every time reality utterly ignores them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibelheim View Post
    It does look like a cross if you check it on this. http://www.fourmilab.ch/cgi-bin/Solar
    Doesn't look very cross-like to me. The angles are way off, and where's Neptune fitting into the cross?

    It's all rubbish. Nothing out of the ordinary will happen, any more than it did last time some great cosmic conjunction was announced, or the time before that, or the time before that. Anyone recall the great harmonic concordance of 2003, in which they had to include a piddling little lump of ice called Chiron just to make the sixth point of a hexagon?

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    In short.
    Forget GLP and see a neurologist after visiting there,
    maybe such a specialist can save your brain from committing suicide.

    Jason, yes I remeber that 18+ magnitude piece of ice somewhere far out there.
    If those count I could build conjunctions consiting of 1000+ objects showing complex builings...

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    Why would you be scared???

    We have Grand Conjunctions every decade (last one was in 2002.... did the world explode then???)

    People don't understand just how TINY we are in the grand scheme of things... the mass of all the planets lining up on one side of the Solar System is NOTHING. The gravitational pull of you brushing close to a wall is much much larger but you don't go flinging off into space every time you come close to something....

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    Wow, a GLP scare. That's...uh, not really unusual at all. I'd say that those GLP folks just can't hold it until 2012 so they looked for a way to bump it up and latched onto the John Walker's gadget...er, orrery.

    Nevermind that GLP nonsense. Have a read up at John's site. He has a lot of good stuff there. I recommend Homeplanet. It has one of those clocks that shows where day and night are, a sky map and it has coocoo clock built in. He has tons of other stuff there too.

    And be sure to visit the Titanium Cranium.

    EDITATION: It doesn't look scary to scale.



    You want scary? We were out in space...ALONE in March of 2000. We survived though.

    Last edited by jt-3d; 2007-Dec-10 at 03:32 PM.

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    The best way to put your mind at ease, dear OP'er, is to not blindly buy into these claims, or any other claims. Think through everything for yourself.

    Give me some time and I can make a pretty convincing argument that the cottage cheese industry is a front for some secret world-government, and that they are on the verge of hatching their plan to "cleanse the earth of the unworthy". At least, it would be pretty convincing solong as you don't look into the claims any further, or question any of my rationalization and motives.

    Be skeptic, think for yourself, and always remember that just becase someone calls something a fact, that doesn't mean it is one.

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    I predict that the world will come to an end on December 23, 2012, when 01101001's list of previous threads on 2012 reaches a critical mass of links, causing an Informational Black Hole to form and sucks the Earth right into the Internet. The graph below shows the number of links as a function of time and proves my point.

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    Son-of-a...you just might be onto somethign Swift. Guess I should get back to work on my anti-blackhole bunker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fazor View Post
    (edited by Pete for humour)
    I can make an airtight convincing argument that the cottage cheese industry is a front for the secret world-government, and that they are on the verge of hatching their plan to "cleanse the earth of the unworthy".

    I like the way you think...do have a website or pamphlet that I can subscribe to?

    Pete

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    Man, I was going to spend my Christmas with my friends. Looks like my plans are being thwarted once again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertL View Post
    Man, I was going to spend my Christmas with my friends. Looks like my plans are being thwarted once again.
    I've booked an expensive restauant for the 23rd. Will the world be OK until at least after lunch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peter eldergill View Post
    I like the way you think...do have a website or pamphlet that I can subscribe to?
    Pete
    Depends, how much are you willing to pay for said subscription?

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    I dunno what the going rates are...try researching out what they are over at GLP (I just want you to hurt your brain by loggin on there. HA!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fazor View Post
    Give me some time and I can make a pretty convincing argument that the cottage cheese industry is a front for some secret world-government, and that they are on the verge of hatching their plan to "cleanse the earth of the unworthy". At least, it would be pretty convincing solong as you don't look into the claims any further, or question any of my rationalization and motives.
    Discussion about the cottage cheese conspiracy.

    Apparently, there is also a cream cheese conspiracy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Discussion about the cottage cheese conspiracy.

    Apparently, there is also a cream cheese conspiracy.
    Perfect, some corroborating evidence! Sadly, I cannot share any profit gained by this knowledge, as I am morally opposed to putting your life in the danger that I have placed myself in by uncovering this conspiracy.

    Rest assured your help in fact finding is appreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fazor View Post
    Perfect, some corroborating evidence! Sadly, I cannot share any profit gained by this knowledge, as I am morally opposed to putting your life in the danger that I have placed myself in by uncovering this conspiracy.

    Rest assured your help in fact finding is appreciated.
    Columbus Dispatch Website
    A central Ohio man was killed earlier today as he drove South on I-71, just south of Columbus. He was killed when a 43 ton load of cottage cheese was dumped from a passing semi-trailer and buried his car. Rescuers from three area fire departments responded, but were unable to rescue the unidentified man before he suffocated. The State Police are investigating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nibelheim View Post
    It's going to happen on 23rd December supposedly.
    Ahh - my 29th birthday. Always had a suspicion that I was the second coming.

    Doug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swift View Post
    Discussion about the cottage cheese conspiracy.

    Apparently, there is also a cream cheese conspiracy.
    I was once a member of the Cheese Liberation Front (CLF). My code name was Brie.

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    A moose once bit my sister...

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    She was asking for it.

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    Undeniable proof!

    I can show unequivocally that the cream cheese cabal is, in fact, a cottage industry!

    QED

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    Moose's are scary

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    No, I mean she was asking for it. Literally. Not quite begging really. I keep telling people that I don't bite except by special request. She requested. Made her day, too.

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    Welcome to BAUT, Nibelheim!
    What doom prophets do not understand is that Mayan time was cyclical, much like our system of years. The year ends, and the numbers stop, but the world doesn't end, the calendar just starts over with 1/1.
    Just a little archeology to help you sleep better at night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiYeves View Post
    Mayan time was cyclical, much like our system of years. The year ends, and the numbers stop, but the world doesn't end, the calendar just starts over with 1/1.
    So really, panicking about 2012 is kind of like panicking when an odometer turns over. Unless you're in a rental car, it's just not that big a deal.

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    Re: 2007 = 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by Fazor View Post
    Son-of-a...you just might be onto somethign Swift. Guess I should get back to work on my anti-blackhole bunker.
    Come on, Fazor! Don't be such a WIMP!

    Say it!

    We know what you wanted to call Swift. You wanted to call him a son-of-an-asymptote!

    There, you feel better now?


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    Re: 2007 = 2012

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibelheim View Post
    Always been kind of worried about the whole 2012 thing and have been reading alot of things claiming that it is actually in 2007 that the Grand Conjunction is happening.

    It's going to happen on 23rd December supposedly.

    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage471098/pg1
    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/fo...sage469095/pg1

    Can anyone put my mind at ease?
    It does look like a cross if you check it on this. http://www.fourmilab.ch/cgi-bin/Solar
    You might want to read this entire thread.

    In it another poster admitted to panic over 2012. However once the facts were made clear about this particular slice of baloney, he came to realize there was no reason to panic, nor even any reason at all to be concerned.

    The only folks who need to be worried about 2012 are those who are trying to make money off of it, and who fear that when the facts of the matter become widely known, their cash cow will wither.

    This isn't the first time around for this particular brand of poop. Check out this list for its predecessors.


    Meanwhile welcome to the BAUT, Nibelheim!

    Read the FAQs, especially the rules, and have fun.



    BTW, please say "Wie geht's?" to Alberich for me.

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