BAUTs official Infrequently Asked Questions(IAQ) thread.
Q:Are there any Chinese takeaways on Io?
A:It is not know, at present, although it is thought that there is a McDonalds.
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BAUTs official Infrequently Asked Questions(IAQ) thread.
Q:Are there any Chinese takeaways on Io?
A:It is not know, at present, although it is thought that there is a McDonalds.
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Q: When is someone going to start an 'Infrequently Asked Questions' thread?
A: When we find someone with too much time on their hands.
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Q: Who will be the first person to respond to the 'Infrequently Asked Questions' thread?
A: One who also has too much time on his hands.
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Q: Is there a difference between Infrequently Asked Questions (IAQs) and Never Asked Questions (NAQs)?
A: This thread should answer that question.
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Q: Is the NOT life on Mars?
A: We don't know yet, but it's possible.
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Q: Does NOT life stand for Never Officially Taxonomied?
A: "Taxonomied" isn't a word, but it comes close, but it isn't a word.
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Q: How frequently are Infrequently asked questions asked?
A: Once per query.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Q: How much does the BA weight.
A: Probably 80kg.
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Q: Do we have really famous people on BAUT.
A: If you exclude the BA, probably no.
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Apparently if all the people in China jumped at the same time the will not vibrate/lose orbit/earth quake.
Q: Has anyone ever tried to persuade the Chinese to jump at the same time.
A: No......This would be a cool experiment.
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Q: Has anybody ever tried anything LIKE that experiment?
A: Well, I remember an article from '03 or thereabouts about one minute when schoolkids all over the UK jumped up and down to see if it would have an effect of seismographs. It didn't.
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Q: is this the last question
A: yes it is for now
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Q. How many times does an infrequently asked question have to be asked before it becomes a frequently asked question.
A. I don't know. Ask again tomorrow.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Q: Does Spider-Man use Mac or Windows?
A: I don't know, he always swings by too fast for me to see.
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Q. If people stop asking a frequently asked question, does it become an infrequently asked question?
A. No, it becomes a never asked question and goes in the NAQ.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Q: Are there more infrequently asked questions than infrequently questioned answers?
A: Yes, by a large factor.
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Q: Are female Arabian Suicide bombers expecting equal sexual satisfaction
in the afterlife as their male counterparts?
A: 40 virgins is the reported norm, so, yes.
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Q. Why don't people ask IFAQs more often?
A. See the tautology thread.
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Q: But can you call it "never asked" whan it has, if fact, been asked before?Originally Posted by Homo Bibiens
A: I don't think so, but I could be wrong.
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
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Q: Where is Gotham City?
A: In the DC Universe, duh!
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Q: Is the phrase 'Almost Exactly' worthless?
A: Nearly Always!
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Q: What would happen if we didn't have convenient answers ready for IFAQs?
A: The same thing that would happen if we did.
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
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Q: What´s a Never Asked Question (NAQ)?
A:
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Q. Wheres my supper?
A. In the planning stage.
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Q. Is it significant that this thread was idle for a year and a half.
A. Yes
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Q. Have the conditions leading to the significance of this thread being idle for a year changed?
A: majik 8 ball says: We Shall See
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Q. Is there really any need for a thread like this on a science based forum?
A: statistically speaking it seems yes indeed it is.
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Q: What's a Never Answered Question?
A: See above.
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Q: Your Honor, is that a kangaroo under your chair, or are you just jumping to conclusions?
A: Bailiff, hop outback and bring me the taser.
Calm down, have some dip. - George Carlin
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