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If you was an evil alien warlord, what kind of weapon would you use against a star system?I think that I would launch a few stealthy nanomissles and watch how the entire biospheres of their home planet and all their colonies in a star systems are being converted to a grey goo...MUHAHAHA
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Why, my Death Star of course.
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I'd use my Supernova Initiator.
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Originally Posted by Demigrog
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Oh, I'm feeling Gillian's pain right now.
What, just pop a solar system for no reason? How can this possibly be of benefit to me as an evil alien warlord?what kind of weapon would you use against a star system?
(See: chaotic evil vs chaotic stupid.)
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My uncountable millions of jackbooted stormtroopers.
After all, a destroyed system is a worthless system.
After consulting the reference in the next post, I have changed 'my uncountable millions of jackbooted stormtroopers' to,
My Legions of Terror!
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Why do I have to be an evil ALIEN warlord? Can't I just be a highly-advanced evil human warlord?
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I'd play endless loan company ads at the enemy all over the planet.
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I'm too diabolical; I'd send down a plague of polititians. That's the most painful, drawn-out, and sure-fire way to destroy any civilized planet.
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RAF, its called a Star Hammer. Temporaraly suspends the effects of gravity in the core of a star. Once normal gravity resumes the outward momentum can no longer be contained.
It was the only weapon that could defeat the Vang. Who were like the Flood only much worse. They were not impressed by combat cyborgs in the least.
Neverfly, that link sort of killed the thread but was the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.
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A truly effective Evil Overlord uses the least effort for the most effect.
Start a rumor that the "Light of Zartha" was there and let "Serleena" handle it.
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Trigger a vacuum metastability event. Nothing is more evil than destroying everything that has ever existed.
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I would create a vast computer network system that would allow for the rapid exchange of electronic mail, data, video, etc. I would create "locations" on this network where humans could spend hours typing out comments to each other, watching pointless videos, etc. These locations would be particularly attractive to the more technologically advanced and intelligent humans.
When all of these humans' spare time was spent interacting with this computer network, I would start to control their minds with such things as little advertising messages that would suddenly appear on their computer monitors. Soon, I would have an army of brain-washed zombies who will do anything I ask of them.
But, that's just my crazy idea, no relationship to anything real, sorry for intruding on this fascinating discussion.
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Someone wanting to conquer the earth could just sit back and wait a few decades until we're gone.
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It would depend on the level of cultural advancement and the color of the beings in the system under question. If they were at, say, current earth levels of sophistication and were pink, I'd just start a rumor that brown aliens were coming soon.
In no time the place would be empty and I could pick up the real estate at bargain-basement rates.
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Spam.
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I seem to be a thread killer lately.
I'll delete the post with the offending link.
My Apologies.
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I bow to our pressed meat product overlords!
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I dont think you were a thread killer, after all I was using the wrong terminology till you showed me my errorI seem to be a thread killer lately.
I'll delete the post with the offending link.
My Apologies.
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Error*I dont think you were a thread killer, after all I was using the wrong terminology till you showed me my errer
* I couldn't resist
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Only a fool would attempt outright destruction of a world. Detonate some condensed antimatter at strategic locations to instill fear in the populace and force them to sue for peace. Even in an infinite universe good worlds are hard to come by and only a fool would waste resources whether it is slave labor or materials.
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They might want just the planet without life so they can bring in their own. Slaves that are expensive to keep alive in the new environment wouldn't be worth owning, although they might keep a few of us around in sealed containers for research purposes.
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For a present day Earth, I'd just redirect a couple of small KBOs. It wouldn't take that much energy, and in a few decades, there would be a nicely simplified ecosystem on the planet.
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I'm more of a psychological torture kinda guy.
I'd broadcast Lifetime movies on every possible frequency, then wait a week.
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If?
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Raise you 24 hrs of Oprah and Dr Phill.
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I see you and raise teletubbies...
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