How to reduce your carbon footprint...

[Sticks]

Avoid walking on sooty floors

[Frog march]

perhaps people with SUVs etc should be called Sasquatchens.

[Frog march]

any way sticks, your suggestion is totally ridiculous, people need to walk on soot, it is their right to walk on soot.

[Maksutov]

Avoid walking on sooty floors

Wear aluminum (or as you folks write it, aluminium) shoes.

No carbon footprint there, unlike those who employ certain kinds of steel.

And, remember, according to the YECs and IDers, your carbon footprints (even if there are fourteen of them) are completely unreliable.

[Frog march]

that's because YECs and IDers have carbon omissions.

[Paul Beardsley]

Avoid walking on sooty floors

Why would I avoid walking on Sooty's floor? If it's good enough for Sweep, Soo and Harry and Matthew Corbett, it's good enough for me.

[Sticks]

Why would I avoid walking on Sooty's floor? If it's good enough for Sweep, Sue and Harry and Matthew Corbett, it's good enough for me.

Do you think that those across the pond will get that archaic reference

[Maksutov]

Do you think that those across the pond will get that archaic reference

Just those who don't play the xylophone.

[Paul Beardsley]

Just those who don't play the xylophone.

[Superior tone] I believe it was a glockenspeil, actually.

[mike alexander]

Good for Mak, but how about Tom?

Question: will those across the pond get that archaic reference?

[mike alexander]

You could also walk on your hands.

Jenny Craig has a new program that will reduce your carbon footprint by two sizes in only four weeks by transferring it to Kirstie Allie.

[mugaliens]

Or fly...

[Tobin Dax]

Avoid walking on sooty floors

Or wipe your feet afterwards.

[Maksutov]

Good for Mak, but how about Tom?

Question: will those across the pond get that archaic reference?

"What this team needs is a good home run hitter!" said Tom ruthlessly.

[Maksutov]

Originally Posted by Maksutov
Just those who don't play the xylophone.

[Superior tone] I believe it was a glockenspeil, actually.

Let's see. Here's a glockenspiel.



And here's a xylophone.




"I could really enjoy a good Martini right now." said Tom dryly.

[mike alexander]

OK, I should have said vintage, not archaic, Space Cadets. Blushingly.

[mike alexander]

Boy, do I feel dumb. The obvious way to reduce your carbon footprint is to hydrogenate it.

[Maksutov]

Quite similar to the best method for sobering up a drunk parrot (discovered by a pianist named Domino): polyunsaturate it, Fats.

[mugaliens]

Quite similar to the best method for sobering up a drunk parrot...

My brother's roommate had an African Gray parrot that loved drinking beer out of any open container it could get it's beak into. He seemed to know his limit, though, he'd have a few tastes then go sit on his perch with his eyes half-shut.