I beacon all of you to become a part of the Save the Aliens organization.
In todays world aliens are being systematically taken by hollywood, govt. agents, and farmers to be used for food processing, commericals, politics, and bad movies.
They are living, thinking beings my friends! They deserve to have a better life than servants for our pleasure and benefit.
Alf has been resorted to slumming it after his T.V. show was cancelled. He is now doing 10-10 commericals and will probobly soon resort to Porn to get by.
E.T. has been sukered into remaking his movies with less guns and more boy on Alien action (beer scene and see this ).
Klingons, Vulcans, and a mojority of the other Star Trek aliens of the week have been forced to become a part of a show that is a testiment of the uselessness of B&B.
The War with Iraq has been started and ended over the forced accumulation of Alien artifacts by the U.S. and brittish Govts. These alien artifacts and Aliens themmselves are now working as a part of the govt. slave mines in the lower Apalachian mountains. They are mining hidden minerals and Atlantis artifacts.
Michael Jackson has been systematically dehumanized and demonized by the U.S. media and the poparazzi for his normal Zeta actions.
Jar-Jar (who is origonally from Venus) has been chained and prodded into making the two Star Wars movies by Lucas. He is currently being kept in the Skywalker ranch inside a model of the Death star.
Mork has been driven to utter obscurity and making movies like Insomnia (but did have some success in the standup industry).
The Atlanteans have been utterly stepped on by Archaeologists. Their existance is denied and their world wide acievements from the hanging gardens of babylon to the tocoma narrows bridge have been blamed on someone else.
The Roswell Aliens have been taken in Area 51 and are cureently working on a top secert weapon in Alaska. No mention of them have been heard of since the atempted escape in September of last year. We fear they have been transfered to the Govt. unobtanium mines on the Moon.
The Ewocks have been systematically hunted down and stuffed to become the childhood teddybears we all had when we were kids. They are almost extinct. The Raelian cloning experiments are an attempt to clone them to keep up the industry, but all attempts so far have only come up with Gilbert Gottfried clones.
Twinkeys are not cream filling but actually farmed from the bodies of moonmen.
Disney inc. has been subjecting hundreds of Omega galen beigns from the Twin planets of Grotor to death and humiliation in its ExtraTERRORestrial atraction.
The Warner brothers (and their sister dot) have been resorted to reruns and obscurity in morning syndication.
This is just a small list our organization is currently fighting. The list grows every day with the realization of how much parts of our every day lives are due to the subjugation and depravity of our breatheren of the stars. Our lives can be enriched and the lives of those listed above can be saved by only donating some of your time and a few letters to your local senator or polititan.
This is not soley a U.S. issue. Many countries of the world use Aliens for their continued "high life" existance. I urge all of you to stop this madness!
Please! The people of the stars want to welcome us to the galaxy but have closed us off from the technology and the trades that abound because of our deplorable use of others.
If any of you have other examples of the depolorable conditions seen here and elsewhere please list them. Our organization wants to help any and all displays of harmfull action done ot or against Extra-terrestrials.
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Originally Posted by Odinoneeye
