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    The pseudo-un-everything theory

    See if you can keep up with this game:

    After careful study, I was able to determine that string theory is actually like we're living on the strands of time like strings lining the interior of a soccer ball, homologus to equipotential equivalents of equidistance to the background radiation.

    Your turn!

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    Sounds like a fun game, could you explain how to play in a bit more detail please? Rules etc.

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    Rule No.1. No one shall be caught not smoking...ooohhhh....errrrrr...that's a Python thing...wrong thread.

    I see life like an onion. Ever increasing circles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric Vaxxine View Post
    Rule No.1. No one shall be caught not smoking...ooohhhh....errrrrr...that's a Python thing...wrong thread.

    I see life like an onion. Ever increasing circles.
    Or like Parfait, everyone likes parfait.....

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    Details, details...

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    The universe is a donut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tdvance View Post
    The universe is a donut.
    \Homer mode\
    Mmmmmm..... Doh-nut.
    At night the stars put on a show for free (Carole King)

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    Quote Originally Posted by peteshimmon View Post
    Details, details...
    Uh, you do realize the details would be two years old?
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    Note that the strands of time themselves move through (or pass by) time; if one normalizes the individual time strings over all time, the result is a dimensionless number related to the fine-structure constant.

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    As strands of time through an hourglass, so go the Days of Our BAUTs
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    False vacuum decay.

    The "false vacuum cleaner" I constructed from twigs and carrots is no more. It was powered by my going "brrmm-brrmm" and its sole purpose was so I could tell people in the pub that "String theories had their day in the 70s". Only the bearings (cigarette butts) are still intact.

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