He Who Shall Not Be Named

[Kaptain K]

That was my point. [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img]

[Wally]

On 2001-10-26 01:58, StarMan wrote:
No, no, no!

<font color=red>Hell</font> is the inside of a <font color=black>black hole</font>!
[img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

Jus ask Dr.Jack and Rexella Van Impe of Jack Van Impe Ministries, Rochester Hills, Michigan

http://www.ignobel.com/

Those two people are a scream!!! I've never seen anyone rip off scriptures mid-sentence while preaching about the end of the world, week after week afer week!!! And yet, it's always with a smile on their faces! (probably because they're thinking of all the $$$ flowing into their account).

[Phobos]

On 2001-10-30 22:24, Mr. X wrote:
Whoa! You guys are living way back in the past! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_razz.gif[/img] [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img] [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_lol.gif[/img]

Those ink thingies have been replaced by printers! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Get with the times! [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

If that is what you want, then here is the URL;
Sign Up

Jeff [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

[Conrad]

I don't feel you chaps are taking the awesome nature of HELL and the PRINCE OF DARKNESS and VERY SHARP PITCHFORKS entirely seriously. The chap who hears demons, however, needs secluding in a well-quilted cell with a blunt spoon to feed with.

For your information, I have two inkwells, seven fountain pens and a quill.
And no demons.

[amsppro]

Dr. Robert Herman (forgive me, he is a creationist scientist among many other things) gives the origin of HELL as the Hebrew word Sho'el. This word may mean "A Pit" or even "A Grave". He says that the primary meaning in the Old Testament et al is that of a burning pit located outside of Jerusalem which was used for disposing of garbage (and infant children in ancient times as sacrifices- his words, not mine)So going to HELL was very literally being thrown into a terrestrial fiery pit. I really do like Dante's version though....

[cable]

On 2002-12-21 04:34, amsppro wrote:
Dr. Robert Herman (forgive me, he is a creationist scientist among many other things) gives the origin of HELL as the Hebrew word Sho'el. This word may mean "A Pit" or even "A Grave". He says that the primary meaning in the Old Testament et al is that of a burning pit located outside of Jerusalem which was used for disposing of garbage (and infant children in ancient times as sacrifices- his words, not mine)So going to HELL was very literally being thrown into a terrestrial fiery pit. I really do like Dante's version though....

If Hell is located on earth, we have to find it's where about and ban folk to get in [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
if it's in space, it must be too expensive and u need to be an astronaut with an expensive suit [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
in both cases u have a very slight chance to go to Hell. it's just a dream [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

[irony]

If Hell is located on earth, we have to find it's where about and ban folk to get in [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
if it's in space, it must be too expensive and u need to be an astronaut with an expensive suit [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]
in both cases u have a very slight chance to go to Hell. it's just a dream [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Hell is in Michigan. Look it up.

[ToSeek]

On 2002-12-21 21:39, irony wrote:

Hell is in Michigan. Look it up.

And Norway. And it freezes over on a regular basis.

[Kaptain K]

And Hell's Half Acre is a state park in Wyoming!

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[Silas]

On 2002-12-21 04:34, amsppro wrote:
Dr. Robert Herman (forgive me, he is a creationist scientist among many other things) gives the origin of HELL as the Hebrew word Sho'el. This word may mean "A Pit" or even "A Grave". He says that the primary meaning in the Old Testament et al is that of a burning pit located outside of Jerusalem which was used for disposing of garbage (and infant children in ancient times as sacrifices- his words, not mine)So going to HELL was very literally being thrown into a terrestrial fiery pit. I really do like Dante's version though....

IIRC, it was "Gehenna" that was the burning pit outside Jerusalem... (Hm... a few moments' research doesn't support that... Sigh...)

Dante! Yes yes! He found a way in (and a way out!) And Herakles and Odysseus and Orpheus and others were able to take the round-trip. (And Arne Saknussem...)

Silas

[Botiemaster]

On 2001-10-23 19:30, Matherly wrote:
or demons do exist and he's in more trouble then we can imagine.

LMAO! lololol i don't know why but that was damn funny [img]/phpBB/images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]