Re: Planet Mercury
URGENT PRESS RELEASE FROM NASA
Head of NASA Prof Dale VanHonkinspleen has just announced that a BLACK HOLE has entered the soalr system and is, at this moment, swallowing Pluto . This is the most astounding thing to happen in the history of mankind.
What does this mean for the rest of the solar system? "Itīs likely that the black hole is small enough that it will only get as far Saturn where the suns magnetic field is strong enough to push this space invader back out of the solar system" said the professor.
The black hole wasnīt discovered until fragments of the outermost planet began to tear off. It was spotted on Sunday night by amateur astronomer Wendy Spunconometer. "I was out back just looking up with my naked eyes when I could see Pluto being mugged from behind by a galactic robber." Thinking that this might be big she decided to contact the President of the United States where she was put on hold for twenty minutes before being re-directed to NASA.
Is there a danger to earth?
When asked about this Prof VanHonkinspleen replied "Thereīs a 50-1 shot itīll kill us on May 15 but Iīm a member of Gamblers Anonymous so I couldnīt possibly continue this conversation."
We decided to ask amateur astronomer Mr ScOrPiOn his thoughts "When you look at all of the recent earth changes it all falls into place. I knew all along it was a black hole but my colleagues at some website doubted my infinite wisdom." He went on " I tell it like I see it. I was right you know."
With the uncertainty of our very existence at stake there are many sceptics who think that NASA are just making it up. "Why should we believe anything they say? They covered up planet X. This is just a diversion." said Danny Bakdore, head of Godlike productions observatory on top of Mount Everest."Watch for mid to late May. Itīll come"
"Ive been scanning the skies for months and have seen no evidence of this black hole." Mr Bakdore claims that a doomsday planet is on its way in the solar system- and its making a B-line for planet earth! "Iīve got some fuzzy pictures that were definitely not done on Photoshop v5.35 beta. They prove itīs existence, i can tell you."
So do we buy the inbound black hole theory or the ridiculous planet x proposal? Either way weīll know sooner or later if one of both of these parties are due for a trip to the funny farm.