This one isn't United Media, so hopefully those who had problems with the last comics link I posted won't have problems this time:
Real Life Adventures
The (not really my life) Curtmudgeon
Don't laugh...I was in Florida during the Jaunuary 2000 Lunar Eclipse. The local astronomy club sponsored a successful party...about 1500 people showed up. Totality started around 11pm.
Parents kept asking why we scheduled this so late on a school night!
(I don't know the code for a frowny face hitting its head against a wall).
I get the feeling that sometimes people wire their thoughts to their mouths without the actual brain having anything to do with it.