I think you've missed the point. This is not the place to discuss your ATM idea. This is the place to discuss mainstream answers. Ergo, your ATM idea will have to have questions asked about it elsewhere.
Originally Posted by rebel
Whoever said she was a problem?
I also have an invisible elf trap 100% gauranteed to eliminate your elf problem in your backyard.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"