I am so bummed! I bought up land in the Arizona desert thinking I would be rich beyond my dreams with the coming of the pole shift. Virgin ocean front property was just a pipe dream after all...
So, how did she explain that the coming of Doom for all of Mankind, by her accounts on the 27th of May, did NOT, in fact, happen?
I figured I would be in for a quick death on my 6th Anniversary spending it on the islands of Hawaii... I would drown shortly after the citizens of Venice, Italy. Oh well, back to work.