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Recently introduced by Burger Duke, the Triple Bacon Cheezburgr is notable for containing nothing but bacon and cheese (‘cheez’). Market research showed that the American eating public will buy anything with bacon in it, and eat anything with cheez melted over it, including the Manhattan Yellow Pages and sun-dried clay bricks (“You deserve a brick today!”). Echoing dittys of ad campaigns past, the new song extolling the Triple Bacon Cheezburgr is:
“Three strips of bacon
Bacon cheez bacon bacon bacon
Bacon on a slab o’ hot cheez!”
If initial response from the fast-food public is any indication, it’s time to invest in pork bellies.