There's got to be some good puns in this one...
Bus refitted as supersized oven for Passover matzos
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There's got to be some good puns in this one...
Bus refitted as supersized oven for Passover matzos
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A rabbi, a police officer, and a city engineer walk into a bus... then something off-collar and funny happens? hmm these "jokes" are harder than they look.
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Ooh! Sorry again for the double post (2nd time today, must be trigger-happy tuesday, or something).
A Rabbi, a police officer, and a city engineer walk into a bus. The Rabbi says, "Oh yeah? If you think this is bad, you should see what the Catholic Priest uses HIS bus for!" ba-da-dum!
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A Rabbi, a police officer, and a city engineer walkionto a bus. The bus driver says: "What is this, some kind of joke?"
/ Just getting it out of the way.
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While were at it: I'll let you chew on this story too.
Mouse makes off with dentures
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Yeah caught that one yesterday too.... but for once I have no real comment on it. Except, saying I have no comment is a comment.Good thing i'm not a robot,this would be the point my head explodes.
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Fazor, if you were a robot, Kirk would have shown up long ago to confuse you to death with his cunning illogic.Originally Posted by Fazor
Yeah caught that one yesterday too.... but for once I have no real comment on it. Except, saying I have no comment is a comment.
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He was pretty effective at that, wasn't he?Fazor, if you were a robot, Kirk would have shown up long ago to confuse you to death with his cunning illogic.
- Norman (I, Mudd)
- Nomad (The Changeling)
- Landru (The Return of the Archons)
- M-5 (The Ultimate Computer)
- Rayna (Requiem for Methuselah)
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Not to mention V'ger in the first movie, which reminded me greatly of The Changling.
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.
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I didn't count that one, because V'ger was only naive, not confused.
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This must be turning into "potential Pun" day.
I'm almost worry where this one can go:
Town Seizes Sheep Living In Man's House
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Well, the skys the limits now that it's posted on Baaaa-AUT.I know, that was horrible. But it had to be said.
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The fifth seder question:
"Why is this bus different from all other buses...?"
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The follow up story detailed the devastating effect this had on the poor man, who is now living on Skid Row slamming down bottles of Woolite.
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Another rabbi has offered to pay half of the expenses for upgrading the bus, as long as he becomes part-owner. The original owner has agreed, making this bus co-share for Passover.
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where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
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I know that was bahhd but what do you expect on the bahhd astronomy and universe today bulletin board.
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Ewe typically get what ewe expect.
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He wasn't a New Zealander was he?
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This one takes nerves
Eliot Ness plaque stolen from police headquarters
Unfortunately, it shows how far [down] the force has gone since Ness' time.
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"Lee! Rico! Youngblood!"
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Yes, but at least the thief left the sheep.
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Is it just me who gets confused when you see "one of a kind" and "replacement" of same in the same sentence?
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Oh; please, be realistic. They were at least 2 sentences apart.
Anybody watch the video? At the end they say the replacement will cost over $2200, then say something like "not really, it's only going to be ...", and it sounded intentional to me rather than a slip of the tounge.
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Police: Man Lives In Mall For Months
I am really suprised that they didn't report the unusual aspects of this story (like the scantily dressed female mannequine from another store).
But; I got a kick out of this:
As opposed to virtual people?"We put physical people on the outside and physical people on the inside to do surveillance....
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Well yeah, there are all those scantily dressed mannequins all over the place, after all.As opposed to virtual people?
(I think he meant as opposed to telepresence like security-by-CCTV.)
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Well, the radio story I heard, said he and his spoil were found in a closed men's store. Not exactly the place for a female lingere mannequin.
No doubt... Ironically, the story on the radio said he was caught through the use of added surveillance cameras.
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Heh, that'll learn me for not reading the article.
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