So I'm haunting the forums here tonight to ward off the post "having the kids for the weekend" blues. (I hate having to give them back. Even though every single dish I own is dirty and awaiting my attention. I'll do them in the morning)
I got curious as to which moderator has given the most bans and I went to the ol' heave-ho section and counted up who's who. I decided not to count sock puppets being rooted out unless that was the banning reason as that means the guy was already banned. I counted by hand so I might have an error rate of +/- 2.
So I got:
Josh 5 (The low count surprized me considering how Johnny-on-the-spot he is in potential trouble spots)
Here's where the numbers start to steepen aka "hockeystick" like atmospheric CO2.
Nereid 14 (I was thinking, "How big a jerk do you have to be to get banned by Nereid?" Then as I read them I realized almost all the bannings were for straight up violations of forum mechanics as opposed to someone popping a wingnut or Ad Homming himself out the door. Cool, precise and meticulous. Just like I imagine he/she to be.)
The BA Hisself 17 (He's meaner than he lets on, so I'm not going to poke the bear here. He sent me a PM in October that hurt my feelings. I keep it so I can re-read it when I get fed up with some of the ATM knuckleheads or the goofs in the Conspiracy forum. Keeps me still here)
Toseek 32 (Everybodies favorite Vulcan and Googler, includes me as one of his scalps)
Antoniseb 41! and still not the winner!
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen! I present to you The Terror from Texas! The Austin Annihilator, The Blackhole of BAUTs BadBoys! I give you....
WOLVERINE! Yes Wolverine, the Pitbull of Perdition, has made your baut experiance smoother and saner by banishing no less than 53 enemies of good order and logic from these forums.
Okay, I was going to go on but I think I'm going to stop now. Even though this entire thread was in jest, I'm going to make someone mad. Someone who has a ban button...