Sun Sets on Late Sunrise Theory
Red Planet Devotees See Red Over Nibiru No-Show
Nancy Lieder Alienated in Freedom, Winconsin
Lieder Clinches Movie Deal for New Cult Classic
Lieder and PETA in Cruelty Catfight: Lieder claims 'I never had a dog'
Lieder Entrenched in Safe Bunker Scandal: Graveyard Gets New Plot While Nancy Loses Hers
(note, I don't know why she would chose a graveyard as a safe zone: in the event of earthquake, those 8 ft concrete virgin mary's could really pack a punch!)
Lieder Claims Zeta Vision is Myopic
Greys See Green During Zeta Cult Re-financing
Lieder Sues Starburst Over Candy Wrap Mishap
It was announced today that former end-of-the-world proponent Nancy Lieder will be suing Mars Inc. It is alleged Ms Lieder received an unwrapped Starburst which triggered a spate of doomsday prophecies. "Sometimes uh it just takes 1 to uh push you over the edge" explained Ms Lieder. She is suing for the sum of 100 million dollars, which a source says will contribute towards burgeoning legal expenses for a sudden series of litigations against Ms Lieder regarding loss of income, loss of property, loss of spouses and vets bills. The compensation may also be used to pay for the bounty that has been placed on Ms Lieder's head, at a price of 25 million dollars. Ms Lieder was in an incoherent state this morning and reputedly will not budge from her trench.