This year, we are getting not merely a real tree--I can't abide the fake ones--but a live one. After all, I have somewhere to plant it after the holidays this year.
Yeah, yeah, I know--Christmas tree. But the tradition has Pagan roots.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"