Every Tuesday down the works canteen the *&$%@ gravy has large, grey lumps in it, during the rest of the week its smooth as a virgins inner thigh. i have come to believe this is a sinister conspiracy, being perpetratored by the Illuminatti,freemasons, lizzard creatures and the British Crown. Its purpose? to early to say, but rest assured, I will keep you all up to date. Mark my words, it will be lumpy mashed potatoes next...