Sort of like watching two snakes trying to eat each other.
At lunch today at my favorite diner, in the next booth over this Asian gentleman was trying to pull some sort of real estate scam on this woman who was trying very hard to come off as an airhead. She had a ponytail coming out of each side of her head and her blouse was open almost to her navel. And she kept leaning forward everytime she spoke to him.
Him: And for no money down I can get you $500,000 dollars worth of property, blah, blah, blah...
Her: Tee Hee! (I kid thee not! She actually went "tee hee" numerous times.)
After twenty minutes of obvious ** fast talk he started talking about interest rates. And here's why I think she was scamming him. Everytime he came up with a different monitary figure and an interest rate, she would smile and immediately come right back with what the overall AND monthly charge would be. While giggling, leaning and playing with her hair.
I couldn't do that with ten minutes and a calculator. So I don't think she was stupid. There was a lot of roleplaying going on there. While I really don't like fast talk scam artists I almost started to feel sorry for him.
Myself, I tread very lightly around women who go out of their way to pretend to be stupid.