I neither have nor want a cell phone. Frankly, the person who's most likely to call me is also the one I'm most likely to be with if I'm not home. Heck, only three people call me on anything approaching a regular basis anyway!
And, yeah, I know a fair number of people who'd sacrifice their mother-in-law to keep their cell phone. The person I'm most likely to be with would, not that she and her boyfriend are married yet. But then, he'd sacrifice his mother, too--as would I. She's just a horrible person.
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Gillian
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"