Back home, it was easy. For birds, there were pigeons, sea gulls, Stellar's jays, and crows. For animals, there were coyotes, deer, skunks, and lizards. For trees, there were Mission oaks and palm trees. Up here in Washington, it's a lot more complicated.
"Now everyone was giving her that kind of look UFOlogists get when they suddenly say, 'Hey, if you shade your eyes you can see it is just a flock of geese after all.'"
"You can't erase icing."
"I can't believe it doesn't work! I found it on the internet, man!"