"Hah, we'll see about that alleged vacuum now!" as Moon Man presses the emergency hatch blow button.
"Hah, we'll see about that alleged vacuum now!" as Moon Man presses the emergency hatch blow button.
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The ship's pilot -"I thought the surface was supposed to be red?".
The ship's captain - "Oh pants, i typed the wrong address in the sat nav!"
Where'd I put that... Ah, there it is.
"And this time, we STAY!"
"glad we went the scenic route this time"
Booor-ing. Let's go on to Mars now!
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
gosh, i thought it would be bigger!
The horizon is THAT close??
Oh -- a meteor! [HA! - fooled ya!]![]()
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
"It's been a long time coming, but if you had any doubt..."
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Do you have any change for the parking meter?
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
"sooo, sorry it's been a while.. what's been happening?"
"Yarrr! First mate, d'ye have the map? Where be me precious booty?"
It's a long way, to Tipperary...
I wish I knew all those years ago that simply joining this board and proclaiming myself to be rational would magically transform my uninformed opinions into science; it would have saved me a lot of time and effort.
Oh my god! I left the keys in the ignition!!
Has anyone seen my ball? I really don't want to take a drop.
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"Handicapped parking only"?! Fred, when you get out, walk with a limp!
STARGAZING: All I see are the lights of a billion places I'll never go. --Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
Finally.
'I bet they don't believe we did it AGAIN...'!!!
"it's made of cake!"
what's all this about anyway
'Our flag!!! Somebody stole our flag...!!'
"The definition of lunacy: doing the same thing over again, expecting different results"
ha haaaa..Lunacy...like it!
Houston: Remember as soon as your on the ground walk over to the boulder where Schmidt found the orange dust.
PHX: roger, then what?
Houston: Look to the right side of the boulder and see if Jack's tool bag is there.
PHX: I'm on the ground and heading for Jack's bag.
Houston: roger, make sure there is a hammer in the bag.
PHX: OK
Houston: It's Jack's favorite hammer.
PHX: I see the bag.
Houston: OK
PHX: There are some rocks and small sample bags, but no hammer, wait a minute......
there is a note... huhh...
it says "I got your hammer, Gene".
"put the tiller attachment on the Rover and lets put the Coke logo over there and the McDonalds archs over there and then..."
[QUOTE=DukePaul;1826612]"put the tiller attachment on the Rover and lets put the Coke logo over there and the McDonalds archs over there and then...make a show of the American flag please'....
"Uhmmm. Guys? Where's the ocean???...
I was promised that we be staying by the Sea of Tranquility. In fact,... I don't even see the hotel!! Houston, just where the heck did you drop us???"
"Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?"
"Rosebud"