Ah yes, Checkhov's The Return to the Moon, I remember it wellOriginally Posted by Celestial Mechanic
In the same spirit:
"This is a dead Moon, bereft of life!"
Ah yes, Checkhov's The Return to the Moon, I remember it wellOriginally Posted by Celestial Mechanic
In the same spirit:
"This is a dead Moon, bereft of life!"
"We're back. Let's get busy."
Does anyone know what the first words on the ISS were?
"Can we make this a bit bigger?"Originally Posted by Joff
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"Tell Neil the next time he leaves his sunglasses behind he can get them himself!"
Everything I need to know I learned through Googling.
"yippy, I'm going to make moondust fairys" or is it angels?
I told you to make sure the fuel was full before we left!
Welcome to the holy Church.
"Yatta!"
"It sure is windy up here Houston. I can barely hold the flag straight."
"Wow, that's a BIG set."
"Well, that look us long enough..."
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Welcome to the holy Church.
"I was mad to let the Grand Lunar know."
"It's only a model."
That is what you get for sending nerds to the moon!![]()
What, no cookies?
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"Well it took us half a century, but we've finally returned..."
Don't let your reality checks bounce. ~MeI'll tell you in the next life, when we are both cats.
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...if the landing is rough.
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Thats a small step for a woman...
"ANOTHER giant leap for humanity!"
"Toronto, Moose Base here...the Beaver has landed."
(5 minutes later) "Toronto, there is ice here. There is ice here!"
(60 minutes later) "Toronto, Beaver here...First lunar hockey game is over; pilots beat the mission specialists 3-2 in overtime!"
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The moon? What a colossal navigation error!
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Mr Gortsy, we are back
Who put that crater there.
For me, it would probably be:
"Oh my gosh, I'm on the moon! I'm the first person on the moon in fifty years! This is so amazing!"
And then I'd hyperventilate and probably pass out. Which is excitable people like me should not become astronauts.
Who's that who's been following us the whole way here?
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Man this moon dust gets everywhere.![]()
I hope the traffic is better on the way back!
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Just remember where we parked up this time.
The police will never find us here.
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gee, this doesn't look like a pizza-pie at all!
thanks for resus / rhesus Bibiens
Look at all this junk! The last visitors could at least have cleaned up their mess before they left!
Can you believe the price of rocket fuel?
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