I was down at the local market and in the cleaning products section, what did my disbelieving eyes see?
Anti-bacterial Bleach.... By the Clorox company... with triclosan. (How do they keep the bleach from oxidizing the triclosan?) Now I know companies are in business to sell stuff people want, but come on!
(Sound of a wingnut shearing and flying off at trans-sonic speed)
All right! That's it! I need all you nice folks to help me with a letter writing campaign to the Department of Defense! As we all know, the Soviets and the Chinese have an extensive biological warfare program in place and I just can't be sure of all our safety unless every nuclear warhead in our arsenal contains at least 50 gallons (US) of triclosan! I just don't trust the 10 million degree fireball and 5 thousand atmosphere overpressure to do the job! Nope, totally won't do! We need triclosan, the only substance in the universe that can harm single celled organisms! Rant, rave...!
(Brother comes in with tranc gun, fires thorizine/valium combo into right thigh)
Have a nice germ free day folks